Spears Harpoons Federline

Britney, slowly catching onto what was obvious to the rest of the world, is dumping her no-talent money drain. Mr. Federline has been spending his time playing to empty houses in nightclubs and doing run-ins at WWE matches (no, I'm serious).

Britney, who never seemed all that intelligent, finally seems to be heeding the pragmatic advice coming from her handlers. Click the link to see why the timing of the divorce probably had nothing to do with trying to bury the story on Election Day.

Britney, who just a few months ago was asking America to leave her alone, apparently finds life out of the spotlight cold. She made a surprise appearance on Letterman, and seems ready to move onto the third phase of her career, whatever that might be.